A murder in Thailand, a deadly love triangle, any satisfactory erotic content at all. These are all things A Beautiful Murder promises, then fails to deliver. Join a disappointed Gavin and Jackie as they review a wholly unsatisfiying murder mystery in which nobody is actually murdered. Also the sex sucks.
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CW: unprotected sex, alien, threesome, age gap, mfm, public
Blast off together with brand new librarian Diane as she and Gavin try to wrap their hands around a free alien abduction erotica that has very little abduction and lots of confusing word choices. Hope you didn’t have a particularly fond attachment to the word “cavity” before listening to this.
Jarred joins the ranks of the RLL with a decidedly tropical first outing. Grab your snorkle gear and most flattering swim suit as we head down to the beaches of Austrailia (maybe?) and get hit on by a cephalopod. Also there’s some sex and as usual Amazon are absolute cowards when it comes to shapeshifter porn.
Don’t have a cow, have half of one in this week’s episode as monster fucking expert Erin Kyan joins librarian Gavin in reviewing a story about an amateur archeologist getting kidnapped by a herd of minotaurs.
Well, they’re as minotaur as they can be without violating Amazon’s puritanical erotica guidelines, at least.
New librarian Aiya takes Gavin on a-spicy journey into pizza making as a fanfic-writing author lusts after her sexy pizza cook neighbor until their sexual tension reaches a breaking point with him deep-throating a slice of bell pepper. No, really, that happens (according to Gavin).
Brand new librarian Alicia brings Gavin on a journey back to 15th century Paris (which according to this story is chock-full of English accents) to review a story that TOTALLY isn’t flirting with copyright infringement against a certain mega-popular Ubisoft game franchise.
CW: MMF, FM, MM, D/S, spanking, choking, unprotected sex
Gavin and Victoria have read an erotic comic and it is a hell of a wonderful piece of fiction. Join them as they gush about the fantastic comic Yes, Roya written by C. Spike Trotman and illustrated by Emilee Denich
CW: MFM, FM, D/S, spanking, public, unprotected sex
Disney World gets a bit less magical and bit more horny as Gavin and special guest Alice White review Blu Carson’s 200 page epic about an author self-insert character getting into a variety of interesting sexcapades inbetween rants about how the park used to be cooler.
Grab your dice sack and get ready for two vaguely D&D-themed erotica in a first-ever double-review episode! Thanks to Gavin screwing up, he and Victoria accidentally read two different stories, and have decided to embrace the mistake by pitching their reviews to each other!
Ever carve a pumpkin and think “I need to get my genitals all up in that business”? The protagonist of this story did, for whatever reason. Tune in to hear Gavin in his first solo episode of the RLL try to come to terms with a story so confusing he constructs an elaborate headcanon to have it make sense.