I Was Santa’s Secret Lover!| Erotica Review

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CW: unprotected sex

We’ve moved! Join Gavin (with a cold) and Sam in reviewing yet another sleazy Xmas tale. Continuing the trend of Santa engaging in intercourse with suspiciously young-looking “totally legal” women… here’s a story in which St. Nick brings some St Dick to a lady who’s lost the Christmas Spirit.

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Santa, Please Pull Out!| Erotica Review

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CW: coercion, bad ending, unprotected sex, impregnation

Ho-Ho-Hooooo nooooo… Santa is such a bad guy in this first-person story of Saint Nick ruining the life of an 18 year old girl Gavin adopts a voice so scummy he can’t keep it up for entire sentences.
It gets weird, folks.

Of course, you realized that given we did a 40 minute episode over a story thats 16 pages long.

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